dont ask me if im being sarcastic because most of the time i dont even know
cantankerouscrab: hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
f0xface: IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn
ioptimusprime: dysphorism: paleslut: paleslut: that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR BUT HOW ACCURATE IS THIS OMG LOL LMFAO
instead of getting their period girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month everyone wins
Me: Hey, I like your shirt.
Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
Me: Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever and two puerto rican children